Ahoy there Burnfans!!
Sorry I've been a bit quiet this week. Busy being free. Because it's camp, I finish school at lunch time...so I piss off and do stuff...and basically can't be arsed writing a blog every day. I know...I'm a cunt. I don't mind...I've never pretended to be anything else have I? No...I haven't.
Here's SNSD singing a festive tune....
Here's "Hoot" their latest K-pop mega hit...and like all of their other songs...the music video is much better than the song -
The usual K-Pop end of year Mash-up...I liked the mid year one a little more -
I'm not one for lists...so let me just say that 2NE1 were the only K-pop oufit that really surprised me this year...whilst B2AST were my fave new act for the year...but that was mostly because of Grade 6 Camp and how much the kids enjoyed singing "Shock"!
I'm going to answer ALL (3) of your Formspring questions today! I know...it's like a second Christmas for you lazy punters isn't it? Sitting about on your back spadgers, feeling the turkey settling your tummy while Ole Uncle Burndog answers your questions about the world!! You lucky bastards!! Luckier still because there are no questions about cricket this week!!! Clearly my English chums have been too busy slapping their tadgers while that cheating South African makes poor old Punter yell at that elderly Indian fella...pack of cunts the English...make no mistake. Before I answer my Formspring questions...please allow me a small chat about the English.
"Burndog, don't be an arse, " I hear you say, "the English are alright." Are they? Did you know that the English tried to kill all of the Aborigines in Australia? No? Well they did...and the worst thing is...we get the blame! Did you know that the English made Rupert Murdoch a cunt? No? Well...he was a nice enough bloke before he moved over there...that's all I can remember. Did you know that the English turned poor old Shane Warne into a rampant sex machine? Yeah...he was a nice fella with a blonde wife and a couple of kids...he was fat and playing for Australia (basically living the Australian dream!!!) and then the English (possibly with the help of brainwashed Rupert Murdoch) threw a few slappers, a blow up doll and a camera into a bedroom with him...and he fell to temptation. Poor bastard. He's tried everything to get revenge (even ploughing Liz Hurley) but he will never get his blonde wife back *sniff*. The English invented racism and then made tv shows about how funny it is. Love Thy Neighbour anyone? (look it up kids) Now...I'm willing to agree that most of these crimes have been perpetrated by what the English call 'Southerners'...but that doesn't excuse those amongst you who have comical accents, cousins in prison, and childhood tales of thieving cars and things from round the estate. Merely by sitting back and allowing these pastel wearing stuff shirts free run of your tiny gaff...you've somehow acquiesced...even if you're Scottish. Nah...not if you're Scottish...that's just a joke. The Scotts are alright...aside from that cunt Sick Boy.
Now...where was I? Oh yeah...the English are right cunts aren't they? Without the English Neighbours would have stopped years ago, Kylie Minogue would be less famous than Danni Minogue, and we wouldn't have to hear We Are The Champions played every time some punter wins something. So,,,in case you haven't already guessed from reading this...England retained The Ashes during the week...which is a fucking joke anyway, considering the cunts keep the urn in England anyway...win, lose, or fucking draw! Breaks your fucking heart doesn't it? We're competing for a trophy that's the size of a Londoner's cock...and even if we win it...we aren't allowed to take it home! Mugs fucking game cricket...make no mistake!
Now for the answers to your questions...
1 - "May I ask; Why are you so fat (or are you just tall???....)" Now...it's supposed to anonymous...but I ken that this was written by me old mucker Angry. Angry...don't say "May I ask" and then ask before I say yes or no. It's pointless. Anyway...no...you may not ask.
2 - "How do I copy a video from youtube?" A fine question. It's actually really easy. I use a program called youtube downloader. Follow the link...download the very small and very simple program. Download videos from youtube...add them into your ppts, or just keep them on your pc...it saves a LOT of grief when teaching.
3 - "do Aussies get screwed on the pension? or just kiwis and brits." Another brilliant question. We don't get screwed. Kiwis, the English, and the Irish do get screwed. Here is a link to the Australian consulate website...it provides information about this...including this -
"Under the agreement, Korea has agreed to refund contributions made by Australian nationals, in much the same way Australia refunds Superannuation Guarantee contributions for non-residents who have worked for a temporary period in Australia.
The refunds will benefit those who have worked in Korea for only a few years and who would not be eligible for a Korean old-age pension, such as English language teachers. Lump-sum refunds will be retrospective."
That's the grand sum of the whole Formspring thing for this week. Again...do feel free to ask me anything you like. I quite enjoy answering your questions.
So...it's the end of 2010.
Thanks for being a loyal Burnfan throughout the year. I enjoy writing the blog, and I'm chuffed that anyone reads it...much less Burnfans as loyal and awesome as you cunts. It makes my week.
I hope that 2011 brings you lots of joy, good health, and general decent shit. I also hope that you keep reading the blog, commenting, and asking questions...hopefully in 2011 the old Burnblog will be competing on an equal footing with some of the lesserlights of the global media scene...shit like The Age or The New York Times.
To finish things off...a few festive photos from New Year's Eve last year...
|A little bit of home (Tim Tams) and a little bit of Korea (Max, gaudy balloons and a Handphone).|
|Some Punters were a LOT worse for wear the next day.|