Worst attempted troll....

I had the lamest attempt to troll my blog today that I have EVER seen!

Firstly...if you want to troll me...find my blog through a means other than typing 'Burndog's Burnblog' into Google.  I mean...how fucking stupid are you?  Really?

Secondly...don't just Google...go to the first page that you see...and then type a comment.  Your comment...which was typically trollish and semi-retarded...ended up being posted onto a post that was totally un-related to your attempted troll.  Had you written your comment on a blog that appeared relevant...I may well have considered it a legitimate attempt to have a discourse...and I my well have entered into a measured discussion with you, where you could later deliver your troll card!

Thirdly...try and write something that will make me angry, but won't immediately strike me as an attempt to make me angry.  As I said above...if you do this properly...you get further than if you just walk in, wank on my leg and walk out.

Finally...posting a semi-retarded pile of old wank into the comments section of this blog is a pointless waste of time, as I moderate the comments and obvious trolling will not be tolerated.

So...please go about your obviously busy day at JP Morgan Chase in Hong Kong my dear old chum  from 170.148.132.136  and please don't bother trolling me again.

What a fucking cunt.